939. - Chris & Jason

Speaker A: All right, uh, this episode of How Long Gone is brought to you by Stateside with Kai and Carter, a new podcast from The Guardian. And they are using this podcast to slow down the news and wrestle with the questions that we all have about what's happening in the world. And they do it 3 times a week. Jason, does that sound familiar to you? Speaker B: We don't really talk about, you know, a lot of international global news items and climates and cultures and sports and things like that. We do talk about fashion and wellness, but for everything else, Kai and Carter are a great place.

Speaker A: All right, so who couldn't use more news? Listen wherever you get your podcasts or watch on YouTube. How long gone? A beautiful Sunday in New York City. The sun is shining, the leaves are green. How many cigarettes did you smoke yesterday? Speaker B: Oh, me? 3 or 4 cigarettes only. Speaker A: Just 3 or 4? Yeah, that's light. It's honestly light work for your I'm glad that you haven't succumbed to the pressures of the Parisian people. Speaker B: Ooh, that's a nice triple P there. I have been a prickly Parisian person.

Speaker A: You've always been rude, so you've taken that, you ran with that one. That's what they're the best at over there. Speaker B: Yeah, they're very good at being rude, and they're also very good at accusing you of being rude, and it's like, hello? 'Cause it sounds so good when they say it. Speaker A: How rude! Pot kettle black. Speaker B: Yeah, I'm over here, I'm in the land of uncircumcised dick and butter that's so good. Really good butter here. Speaker B: Yeah, they're very good at being rude, and they're also very good at accusing you of being rude, and it's like, hello?